PostHeaderIcon A woman broke up with me because she found out I shower once every three weeks. How can I win her heart back?

I revealed to her that I shower once every three weeks since I hate showering. Now she has left me. How can I win her heart back? (And I'm not going to shower more, by the way. I HATE showering).

simple solution, take a bath instead

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50 Responses to “A woman broke up with me because she found out I shower once every three weeks. How can I win her heart back?”

  • gundamfan1234 says:

    sorry it is the only way
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  • GA says:

    how about growing up
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  • colton_ty_lee says:

    uh gross.. bet u stink
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  • Kelly says:

    Try showering once a day! Ugh!
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  • p_o_k_e_y54 says:

    your nasty take a bath
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  • Joycee says:

    Dude, if your not gonna clean yourself..forget it..no woman in her right mind would date you.
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  • Amanda F says:

    Practice personal hygiene
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  • Tom T says:

    Take baths but do something man! Being funky is cool but smelling funky is not!
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  • thickhtowngurl says:

    GROSS.. wash you A$$
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  • kat says:

    simple solution, take a bath instead
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  • Steve C says:

    Try taking a bath!
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  • caretaker says:

    Yuk
    take daily baths then
    maybe she will reconsider
    but
    dont bet on it
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  • Tom B says:

    shower more often
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  • *M* says:

    I agree, that is the only way!
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  • 1st_Wave_Punk_Chick says:

    Ewwww….I don't blame her. Just thinking of the way your balls must stink…gaaah!
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  • angel says:

    you need to shower once a day, yes you might hate it but if you expect a woman to stay around you, you need to smell clean…
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  • jolin498 says:

    uuummm..

    WHY?!
    i mean..
    UNLESS you are REALLY REALLY good at keeping yourself clean…then it shouldnt be a problem…

    however, i think anyone..male or female…would be kinda freaked out if they found out you showered every 3 weeks…
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  • masterofcoolness1233 says:

    IF YOU SHOWER DAILY
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  • courtney says:

    eww thats gross, bath, if ya dont wanna shower, goodness i wouldve broke up with ya 2, smelly
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  • puertolinda2003 says:

    okay u are nasty and r going to stay by urself forever unless u find sum one as nasty as u….U need to shower u sweat everyday and work and get dirty…uhhhh dat is just nasty u must stink…
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  • barbie k says:

    try to take a bath every 2 days becaus then you wont have to shower so often and i am to lazy to shower to but i do it anyways
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  • WingZero says:

    Take a bath then instead.
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  • fellfromheaven348 says:

    the only way to win her back is to shower more. You cant go 3 weeks with out taking a shower! Gross!! I bet you stink really bad.
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  • Jojo says:

    by bathing everyday
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    smell good

  • EastIB says:

    Wear more old spice
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  • tyler durden™ says:

    Some people are fuzzy, so forget her and find some other rodent.
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  • pita_1341 says:

    welll showering would be the answer but since your nasty like that then i guess your not going to get her back..or possibly not get any women for that fact.
    Soooryyy
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    how about be clean. Normal people

  • Melissa. says:

    seriously thats sick.
    take a freggin shower.
    mmkay?
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  • cyrontae1110 says:

    well…sit your azz in the tub.no woman wants to be with a guy who thinks bathing is number ten on your to-do list.
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  • delta3835 says:

    tell her u'll take a bath more often and DO take a bath more often what do u think u r a cave man? take baths atleast every day or twice a dayt and if u take 1 in the morning ur hair will lokk better for her too and don't for get to blow dry ur hair if makes it o so fluffy =D
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  • Take_it_all_in says:

    I think your lazy i love taking showers! here's a suggest-in why don't you have sex in the shower that why you clean and what you want!
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  • oclockshadow says:

    You could try frequent baths, but they are kinda nasty since you are stewing in water full of your own filth. But really, no wonder she dumped you, good hygene is important to women. Shower, use soap, and let her know you are back on track with civilized humans.
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  • elizacandle says:

    Well then find out how to take a dry bath/shower…
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  • Hooked on Y! Answers says:

    Take a shower! I'm pretty sure she feels disgusted because u guys probably had sex and u never took a shower! EW!!!
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  • joker says:

    what are you 4
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  • wat do u want. says:

    SHOWER MORE!!!!!!!!!
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  • jbyall2003 says:

    Take baths everyday then. At least clean yourself more often, because nobody would want to go out with someone who has terribly hygiene and showers once ever 21 days.
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  • Helen B says:

    Seems a little strange. Did she think you were smelly or something? If so, just find other ways to wash… have a bath, go swimming, have a good all-over wash with a bit of hot water and a sponge.

    Then again, I can't help thinking that if you were really serious about getting her back, you'd just shower more!
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  • Geoffrey says:

    Personal hygiene is rather important in life. If you want to keep the girl, you gotta shower and take care of yourself every day. If that isn't your thing then well you need to find a girl that is just like you.
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  • labellephilomene says:

    Would you rather suck it up and take a 2 minute shower every day or be without sex forever? your choice.
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  • JerseyBtch says:

    then you r gross and she will never come back!
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  • Brittney004 says:

    if your not illing to change forget the girl because she doesn't want a stinky guy in her life. so find a new girl that is content with you not showering… kinda gross if you ask me.

    SHOWER IT'LL HELP YOU!
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  • David says:

    Youre a stinky fellow, but thanks for the points
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  • phattygirl123456789987654321 says:

    she isnt worth being with if she left you because you dont shower. I love my man and if he didnt shower for a year i would still be with him, maybe from a distance but still with him. love is unconditional and if she really wanted to be with you she would stick wit u
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  • shelly says:

    TAKE MORE SHOWERS
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  • buttlerfly fly says:

    how did she go out with you in the first place?
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  • Focal leat says:

    Well if you don't shower that often. Do you take a bath instead? Come here you should at least wash everyday. It doesn't matter if its a bath or a shower. But one or the other. I can't say I blame the lady for breaking up with you to be honest.
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  • Alli says:

    I am pretty sure you will never win her back, but there is this woman who sleeps on the front porch of my office building. You two should get together because you probably won't be able to smell each other.
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  • blue eyes says:

    She could lick you clean.
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  • Sharon's_future_husband says:

    omg well maybe she doesnt like the smell of baloney
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