How to Get Ex Back

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James wanted to get his ex girlfriend back. He was a veteran of the war in Iraq
and he knew that if he really wanted her back, he needed a solid strategy.

His Ex, a girl named Mary, broke up with him because she had met someone else,
in this case a Junkie poet. Mary had an artistic streak, and that had made her
lean towards this junkie and James knew she wasn’t going to be happy with
someone whose idea of a good time was rhyming couplets and dope. In short, the
poet wasn’t the kind of man that James was.

So, James set out a plan to get an ex girlfriend back. He had 3 points to his
approach.

The first thing he did was to smooth out the rough edges on himself. He outgrew
his rough look and got himself a stylish haircut. He also started reading some
of the books Mary had mentioned in the past. This gave him an idea of what she
was looking in her man. He started to smoothen his voice and learnt how to walk
like a normal Man. He figured If he wanted to get his girlfriend back, he had to
be the kind of boyfriend she wanted.

The next part of the attack was to show her that he was an attractive man that
many other women desired. He called up Sandy, Mary’s friend, and asked her out
for a date. When she said yes, James texted Mary and asked where Sandy might
like to go on a date.

Mary immediately called James and wanted to know why he was taking Sandy out.
James told her that he has got over the break up and wanted move on. He had
always thought Sandy was an interesting person and thought it might be a good
time to get to know her..

Mary slammed down the phone, which James expected. Using this date as a rouse,
he had planted the idea with Mary that he was a desirable guy. This was all part
of his strategy to get his ex girlfriend back.

The third point of attack was to use the date with Sandy to get information back
to Mary. On his date, James was a perfect gentleman with Sandy. He gave her a
single rose when he picked her up from her place and they had dinner in a nice
restaurant. And, on the date, he talked about the fabulous books he had been
reading lately. He dropped the names of the books Mary liked.

At the end, he dropped her off and gave her a hug and a kiss on the cheek but
nothing more. The next day, he sent her a lovely bouquet and said “I had a
really good time. I hope you did too.”

Once she got the bouquet, Sandy, called up Mary immediately. She wanted to know
why Mary had broken off a relationship with such a great guy.

Meanwhile, Mary was getting tired of the Junkie Poet and she was missing James a
lot.

She called James a week after his date with Sandy and wanted to know how he was
doing. Then she carefully asked if they can try starting up their relationship
once again.

That, my friends, is how to get an ex girlfriend back.

Many people tend to believe “if it ain’t broken don’t fix it.”

These are also the people who get surprized when their lover walks away without an explanation. There is nothing more damaging in a person’s life than to watch a beloved walk away. Even the strongest of men seem to crumble when they are hit with the Hurricane ” BreakUp” Although this may sound funny, ask anyone who has been through a break and they will  tell you. It is not!

So what do we do?

Learn to identify a Break up before it happens and lead a better life. I am not asking you to be a detective, but just a little more responsive and responsible towards your partner. And this applies to both the men and the women in the relationship.

LEarn from other mistakes and mak hay while sunshines and build a a house for when it rains.

I sound like a talking dick-tionary right?

I know. But be fore warned.